Superiority

Standard

You are a superior person (i.e., a liberal and probably a Yuppie) if you hate most of these things:

  • smoking (tobacco)
  • fast food
  • rednecks and other rural types
  • all sports but running, soccer, and cycling
  • fundamentalist Christians (but not fundamentalist Muslims)
  • Israel
  • NASCAR
  • AGW “deniers”
  • fossil fuels (but not the low-cost energy they yield)
  • CO2 (though your “carbon footprint” is probably bigger than that of most Americans and almost everyone else in the world)
  • the Constitution (as written) and those who defend it
  • large families
  • home-schooling and private schools (for others)
  • deregulation
  • war (though WWII turned out okay)
  • police (except when you need them)
  • guns
  • capital punishment (all other forms are also suspect)
  • capitalists (though you may be one and certainly benefit from capitalism)
  • red-meat eaters (unless they also like sashimi)
  • private-property rights and freedom of association (for others)
  • anyone who likes most of the above
  • people who are opinionated, judgmental, intolerant, and hateful (high irony)
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